Top 10 Fat Lies We Tell Our Partners

 

Well, many of us take pride in saying we don’ t lie . However, psychologists say you lie when you tell your partner the following:

 

• I am listening — when you are actually busy browsing a social media page .

• I ’ m not in a bad mood — when your body language and facial expression say otherwise .

• I only had one drink — even when your speech is slurred and you can hardly maintain your balance.

• I didn ’ t see your text / call — when you have only deleted your call log and emptied your message box just in case you want to prove him / her wrong .

• You don’ t look fat — when s/ he can hardly fit into his / her regular size again .

• I am sticking to my diet — after you have just walloped a plate of junk food .

• I did orgasm — when you know quite well that you faked it .

• This isn ’ t a new outfit — when you have not even finished the payment for that new outfit .

• Your bum doesn’ t look big in that — even when the cloth is almost bursting in the middle because of the unwieldy backside.

• I wasn ’ t looking at her figure — even when you have just whistled in your mind, thinking , ‘ Wow ! What a knockout !’

 

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