I know some people don’t respect the
dating world. They believe it’s a waste of time and currency and girls don’t
deserve it. I mean why should I waste my money on lunch (I might offer to pay
you never can tell) if I can use that to get a quickie at the corner of every
club.
My brother, you can’t continue
living like this cause nothing good comes from the corner of every club. Well,
This article is for you decent gentlemen. I’m here to help you out, make it
easy a little for you. I’m not promising you anything superb at the end but to
save you from getting red wine all over your outfit or having a nagging
frowning lady opposite you, these are fifteen first date mistakes you Don’t
wanna make;
1. Do not bring your friend
without her consent:- You Don’t know how rude it looks when she walks
up to the car and realises she has to move to the back seat. Worse of all she
didnt know…Sigh** well it’s wrong if common sense doesn’t tell you it is.
2. Don’t waste her time:-
Don’t stand her up. If it isn’t okay for you give a time that is. ‘How about we
make it by 4′ not that you’ll be all okay and then waste her time. Don’t stand
her up
3. Don’t go all dirty and talk
vulgar:- I mean dude im eating. But seriously no dirty talk if she
didnt initiate it. Don’t start asking questions about her favorite position or
asking her to demonstrate how she gives a head…Bro, really
4. Don’t hold a pity party and
talk about all your exes:- We really don’t wanna date an attachment Barbie
who cries at love films. Besides we really Don’t care
5. It is not okay to chill at
your place after:- Take her home don’t ask.
6. Your football club is playing
and you decide to have the date:- Then you cant keep your phone away and
you are glued to goals.com or your eyes is on the tv screen. You’re even
talking about the match and the whole date is about the silly football. My
point? Don’t have it when your club is playing
7. Don’t order for her. Or try to
be impulsive:- Don’t try to make her have more drinks or more food. Let her
have what’s okay for her
8. Don’t talk about your marriage
plans, how many kids you wanna have:- I mean it’s nice to know you think of
getting there but no. Don’t talk about it today. Not the first time we are
going out
9. If she says I Don’t want to
talk about it, Don’t push:- Don’t go all come on, Don’t make it a big
deal, didn’t I just tell you about my own, Don’t try to play therapist. She
doesn’t wanna talk about it.
10. Do you have a car, are you
using the commercial means of transportation, are you letting cab? (Don’t Fake
it):- let her know how your movement is gonna be. We might just decide
it’s convenient for us to meet you there instead
11. Don’t talk too much. Talk,
make jokes but not dry jokes and please Don’t be a chatterbox:- You’d
probably lie because you are talking too much or make yourself look like a
complete . Don’t chatter away.
12. Go for what’s convenient for
you. If you are not used to a fork and knife, finger foods are also available:- Don’t
make a mess of yourself, please.
13. Reduce the volume of your
phone, keep it in your pocket and concentrate on her:- It goes a long
way
14. Do not try checking other
girls out:- You may not know but its rude to have a beautiful lady
opposite you and still look onwards when a girl passes or worst of all turn
your head. Really…..seriously…..
15. Compliment her, tell her what
a nice time you had:- If you have her smiling. I think you were pretty
impressive.
Add Yours!!
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